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The batch for artists is out there…
Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
is that pegasus from yugioh
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so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
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my landlord just brought a group of girls round to view our house because we are moving out next summer and I was in bed in my underwear doing work and they came in and I said “sorry ladies unfortunately I don’t come with the room” and none of them laughed it was pretty dire
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aus that really need to happen more
-10-hour road trip aus
-platonic roommate aus
-theatre club aus
-everyone battles to the death in a game of laser tag aus
-stuck in line at the same one register in walmart at 2am aus
-add your own
Someone come play Avatar guess who with me :D
Is your person emotionally stable?
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